FOOTBALL at its best could be described as ballet on grass, but the most dancing that supporters usually manage is a quick conga on the terraces.

But five non-footballing women from Nottingham called Next Door Dance went down the pub and on the touchline to capture the essence of fandom and fuse it with choreography while wearing tracksuits and scarves.

The result was The Beautiful Game, which is at the Farnham Maltings on Saturday at 7.30pm. The ladies said: “We will celebrate everything from weird match day rituals to ridiculous armchair punditry – we may even attempt to explain the offside rule!”

For tickets, call 01252 745444 or visit farnhammaltings.com